Since the launch of the rerelease, I've taken note that the web version of the game is broken as hell and kinda fixed it.

Patch Notes - 

• Fixed the web version of the game breaking after punching too much
• Fixed how the game handles RNG; now random sounds will play in the desktop version instead of just one!
• Added a disclaimer that the web version may be a little broken :-)
• Made the intro cutscene a little shorter